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Jamani kuweni waangalifu mnapokuwa mnaandika barua pepe, hakikisha unatuma kwa mhusika uliyekusudia maana ukikosea tu (wrong email address) yaweza zua balaa kwa mtu atayeipokea.

Mdau hebu soma kisanga hapa chini. LOL..... 

Here's a LESSON to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before.

Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to co-ordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without noticing his error, sent the email to the wrong address.

 

Meanwhile somewhere in Houston a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a Minister who was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack.The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and then fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read...


To: My Loving Wife

Date: Friday, October 13, 2005

Subject: I have Arrived!

 

Dearest Love:

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send email to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you then.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS ...... Sure is freaking hot down here!!

 

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Hahahhaaaa kufa siyo mchezo mama. Huyo mjane lazima achachawe.Mama wewe ukiambiwa kesho ni zamu yako kufa utafanyaje?
Haaa! unaweza ukaua mtu kabala ya siku zake,unacheza na kufa nini.
Hahahahaaaa basi huyo widow alikuwa hampendi mumewe,mbona anaogopa kufa ili akaonane naye?

Nikiambiwa kesho ni zamu ya kufa siajabu naweza pata mshtuko na kufa hapo hapo hata kabla hiyo kesho haijafika. LOL.....

Kifo hakipendwi, hata wagonjwa mahututi wenyewe wanakiogopa.



Severin said:

Hahahhaaaa kufa siyo mchezo mama. Huyo mjane lazima achachawe.Mama wewe ukiambiwa kesho ni zamu yako kufa utafanyaje?
Ha aa haaa haaaa..... Dismas hujatulia weye. Ha haa haa

Tulonge said:
Hahahahaaaa basi huyo widow alikuwa hampendi mumewe,mbona anaogopa kufa ili akaonane naye?
Hahahahaaaa hiyo ni kweli kabisa,hata Kichaa mwenyewe anaogopa kufa.

Mama Malaika said:

Nikiambiwa kesho ni zamu ya kufa siajabu naweza pata mshtuko na kufa hapo hapo hata kabla hiyo kesho haijafika. LOL.....

Kifo hakipendwi, hata wagonjwa mahututi wenyewe wanakiogopa.



Severin said:

Hahahhaaaa kufa siyo mchezo mama. Huyo mjane lazima achachawe.Mama wewe ukiambiwa kesho ni zamu yako kufa utafanyaje?
Huyo baba angemuua mjane wa watu teh teh teh. Ndugu yako anaweza akafa,halafu ukajifanya kulia saaaana.Ila ukiambiwa na wewe ufe ili ukakutane naye hutaki.

hahahahaaaaaa!!!!! mama si ulikuwa unamlilia sasa ameshakwambia kesho utajumuika naye unazimia nini tena?

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