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 Bitch in the Kitchen

    A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her

    five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living

     room.

    She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards  who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

    The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS.

    When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

    Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train.

    Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you  for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and  relaxing journey with us today." 

    As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you >>who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat >>bitch in the kitchen!!!" >>

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Doh!!!!! dogo anatafuta LAANA ya mamaye huyo. Mama amejuta bora angemuacha aendelee kutusi abiria wake tu sasa kibao kimemgeukia yeye, duh, sijui alimpa adhabu gani maana ya two hours nadhani haitamfaa tena dogo.

Naona mtoto alikuwa ana hasira na mama yake kuwekwa kwenye naughty corner (chumbani).

hahahahahahaha! the fat..bitch????

he he he yaani Alfan umeona the fat bitch tu lol wewe kiboko

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