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Ishitaki chupa

Kuna jamaa mmoja raia wa Kenya alikamatwa na pombe haramu ya gongo ‘chang’aa’ iliyokuwa kwenye chupa na kufikishwa mahakamani. Hakimu baada ya kumsomea mshtaka yule Mjaluo aliuliza swali:
Msht: Nauliza ile chang’aa mmeikuta kwenye midomo yangu au ya chupa?” Hak; Kwenye mdomo wa chupa.”
Msht: Sasa kama chang’aa mmeikuta katika midomo ya chupa kwa nini mnastaki mimi? Sitakini  chupa siyo mimi.”
Jibu lilimuacha hakimu mdomo wazi!

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Permalink Reply by Alfan Mlali on March 7, 2012 at 18:28

hahahahahahha! Chupa si alikuwa nayo yeye hivyo na chang'aa ni yake...

Permalink Reply by Dixon Kaishozi on March 8, 2012 at 10:30

Huko ni kujitetea tu ila mzigo wake huo.. hahahaaaa

Permalink Reply by Mama Malaika on March 8, 2012 at 11:40

Duh! Jamaa anajua kujitetea

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