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Mshkaji baada ya kiu kumbana...

Mshkaji baada ya kiu kumbana ikabidi agonge nyumba ya karibu kuomba maji, akapewa maziwa. Akaomba tena, akapewa maziwa tena. Ikabidi aulize,

Mshkaji: Mbona mnagawa maziwa kwa wingi?

Dogo: Maziwa yameingia panya hivyo kila mtu hayataki.

Mshkaji akapigwa na butwaa, glasi ikamponyoka na kuvunjika.

Dogo kuona vile akapiga kelele, "Mama ile glasi ya bibi anayotemea mate imevunjikaaa".

Mshkaji chini, akazimia.

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Permalink Reply by Mazeejoh on April 19, 2012 at 9:31

Ok.  This is the craziest stuff so far...

Permalink Reply by Christer on April 19, 2012 at 10:45

Hahhahhhhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa dogo anaweza ua mtu huyo, sipati picha jamaa atakapozinduka itakuwaje!

Permalink Reply by Dixon Kaishozi on April 19, 2012 at 11:31

Nooooooooo... hahahaaa,.... huyo  jamaa akizinduka ataua mtu.. HA HA HA HAAAA

Permalink Reply by Alfan Mlali on April 19, 2012 at 16:51

hahahahahhaa...dah hizi issue zingine sijui huwa mnazitoa wapi nyie....

Permalink Reply by Bonielly on April 24, 2012 at 13:45

kuanzia leo siombi maji kwa mtu yeyote, ha ha ha ha ha haaaa

Permalink Reply by manka on May 11, 2012 at 21:30

hahaaaahaha jmaa akizinduka anaua mtu.

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