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Mume na Mke.

Mke: Vipi mume wangu mbona umewahi kurudi na una majonzi?
Mume: Wenzangu wote ofisini wamefariki umetokea moto ghafla
Mke : Mungu wangu we umeponaje?
Mume: Tumbo lilikuwa linanisumbua naharisha, nikawa nimekwenda choo cha ofisi ya jirani, kile cha ofisi yetu kibovu, ndio kilichoniponesha
Mke: Nazionea huruma familia za wenzio sasa wataishije?
Mume: Nimesikia kuwa Bima itailipa kila familia ya marehemu milioni 20
Mke: Dah!! Unaona mambo yako ya kuharisha harisha umeikosesha familia yako milioni ishirini hivihivi.:

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Permalink Reply by Tulonge on June 25, 2012 at 8:28

Teh teh teh inamaana bora mil 20, kuliko mumewe? huyo mwanamke hafai.

Permalink Reply by ANGELA JULIUS on June 25, 2012 at 8:32

HAFAI KABISA HUYU MAMA LOL KWELI AMECHIZIKA HA HA HA HA

Permalink Reply by Christer on June 25, 2012 at 15:46

Tehe tehe tehe tehe teheteheeeeeeeeeeee

Permalink Reply by manka on June 25, 2012 at 18:24

duh kweli huyu mke noma.

Permalink Reply by Dixon Kaishozi on June 25, 2012 at 21:29

hahahaha.. huyo mke nafukuza siku hiyo hiyo.. anaweza kukuchoma alafu akasema na wewe pia umeungua na moto.. hahahahaaa

Permalink Reply by Bonielly on July 9, 2012 at 15:25

hahahahahahahaaaaaaa

Permalink Reply by Alfan Mlali on July 16, 2012 at 18:09

hahahahahahahaha!

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