ULEVI nomaaaa

"MLEVI mmoja alioa mke. Mkewe alikuwa hajatulia hata kidogo.

Siku moja mkewe akiwa anajivinjari na msela, MLEVI akarudi home ghafla. mkewe akamwambia yule msela
Usiondoke, lala hivo hivo mume wangu mlevi hatagundua.......Msela akalala kweli........basi mlevi akapanda kitandani wote watatu wakalala.....

Baada ya muda kidogo mlevi akagutuka, akagundua utofauti hapo kitandani, akahesabu miguu na kuona ipo sita, akamshtua mkewe,....."mke wangu,mbona miguu ipo sita nani kalala hapa??"....

Mkewe akamjibu kwa ukali,.toka hapa na pombe zako,miguu sita itoke wap hebu shuka kitandani uhesabu vizuri..!

Mlevi akashuka, akahesabu.. MOJA..MBILI..TATU..NNE....AHAA KUMBE

KWELI NILIKOSEA KUHESABU,SAMAHAN MKE WANGU!!!

POMBE.................................TONE MOJA LA ZIADA...............................

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Permalink Reply by Christer on March 12, 2012 at 21:47

Hahhaahahahhhaahahahaahaaaaa, ulevi nouma!!! wacha wamsaidie huyo.

Permalink Reply by Dixon Kaishozi on March 13, 2012 at 8:46

Hahahahaaa... huyo boksi kabisa... hahahaa Achana na kitu ULEVI

Umenikumbusha mlevi mwingine aliamka usiku kwenda kukojoa.. aliporudi kitandani akamwambia mkewe.. Mkewangu.. kweli leo maajabu.. nimefungua tu mlango.. TAA ikawaka, nikakojoa na nilipo maliza nikafunga mlango TAA ikazima..

Ndipo mkewe akamjibu.. pumbafu .. umeisha kojoa kwenye friji...

Permalink Reply by chaoga on March 13, 2012 at 11:55

ha ha ha ha .....alaaaaa kumbeeee walahi ntaua mtu ha ha ha ha ha ha

Permalink Reply by Bonielly on March 13, 2012 at 14:42

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, @dicked @dis , ulevi sooooo,

Permalink Reply by Alfan Mlali on March 13, 2012 at 17:41

Hahahahahahah! Duh inamaana yeye alihesabu migg tu hakuhesabu ni vichwa????

Permalink Reply by Alfan Mlali on March 13, 2012 at 17:41

Hahahahaaha! Huyo ndio kaharibu kabisa....

Dixon Kaishozi said:

Hahahahaaa... huyo boksi kabisa... hahahaa Achana na kitu ULEVI

Umenikumbusha mlevi mwingine aliamka usiku kwenda kukojoa.. aliporudi kitandani akamwambia mkewe.. Mkewangu.. kweli leo maajabu.. nimefungua tu mlango.. TAA ikawaka, nikakojoa na nilipo maliza nikafunga mlango TAA ikazima..

Ndipo mkewe akamjibu.. pumbafu .. umeisha kojoa kwenye friji...

Permalink Reply by Tulonge on March 13, 2012 at 17:58

Hahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Dixon hii ni nouma

Dixon Kaishozi said:

Hahahahaaa... huyo boksi kabisa... hahahaa Achana na kitu ULEVI

Umenikumbusha mlevi mwingine aliamka usiku kwenda kukojoa.. aliporudi kitandani akamwambia mkewe.. Mkewangu.. kweli leo maajabu.. nimefungua tu mlango.. TAA ikawaka, nikakojoa na nilipo maliza nikafunga mlango TAA ikazima..

Ndipo mkewe akamjibu.. pumbafu .. umeisha kojoa kwenye friji...

Permalink Reply by Wa Kimberly on March 13, 2012 at 18:05

ha ha haaha ahaha haa, kweli tone moja tu zaidi lazima likuumbue.

Permalink Reply by Mama Malaika on March 14, 2012 at 19:20

Ha haa haaa.... hiyo ndio hasara ya pombe

Permalink Reply by Mama Malaika on March 14, 2012 at 19:21

Hii kali ya mwaka.... iwapo angekuwa mume wangu ningemtia bakora kisawasawa

Dixon Kaishozi said:

Hahahahaaa... huyo boksi kabisa... hahahaa Achana na kitu ULEVI

Umenikumbusha mlevi mwingine aliamka usiku kwenda kukojoa.. aliporudi kitandani akamwambia mkewe.. Mkewangu.. kweli leo maajabu.. nimefungua tu mlango.. TAA ikawaka, nikakojoa na nilipo maliza nikafunga mlango TAA ikazima..

Ndipo mkewe akamjibu.. pumbafu .. umeisha kojoa kwenye friji...

Permalink Reply by manka on March 21, 2012 at 14:20

Dixon Kaishozi said:

Hahahahaaa... huyo boksi kabisa... hahahaa Achana na kitu ULEVI

hahaaaaa!! hii kweli chiboko, ulevii nomaaaaa!!

Umenikumbusha mlevi mwingine aliamka usiku kwenda kukojoa.. aliporudi kitandani akamwambia mkewe.. Mkewangu.. kweli leo maajabu.. nimefungua tu mlango.. TAA ikawaka, nikakojoa na nilipo maliza nikafunga mlango TAA ikazima..

Ndipo mkewe akamjibu.. pumbafu .. umeisha kojoa kwenye friji...