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Wazenji kwenye gwaride.

Started by Wa Kimberly. Last reply by Wa Kimberly Dec 10, 2013. 4 Replies

wazenji kwenye gwaride..yahee mguu kando mguu kati.. geuka bara geuka pemba..yahee mwili rejeshaaa...Continue

Sidhani kama jamaa atarudia kumtokea huyo binti

Started by Tulonge. Last reply by Dixon Kaishozi Nov 13, 2013. 1 Reply

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DOGO USINGIZINI.

Started by Wa Kimberly. Last reply by Remmy Benson Mganga Nov 10, 2013. 5 Replies

DOGO alikuwa katika usingizi mzito AKAOTA anatafuna PAPAI, akalitafuna mpaka likaisha... Ghafla akaona nazi, akajaribu kuivunja akashindwa akaona heri aitafune tu kwa meno, ile anaanza tu, akaamshwa kwa BONGE la KOFI toka kwa baba yake.BABA: Pumbafu…Continue

Mshangao wa Zuzu alipoambiwa Mahari ni sh. Mil 5

Started by Tulonge. Last reply by chaoga Nov 10, 2013. 3 Replies

Zuzu aliposa akaambiwa mahari million 5 akasema kwa mshangao "hee!! Milion 5? wakati hapo kwa jirani nimeambiwa laki 2 tu tena Binti Ana mimba kabisa"Continue

Assume you are in the jungle

Started by Tulonge Jun 29, 2013. 0 Replies

Teacher: Assume you are in the jungle and u meet a big LION, what'll u do?Student: I'll stop assumingContinue

Teacher & Akpos

Started by Christer. Last reply by MGAO SIAMINI,P May 12, 2013. 4 Replies

Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have? AKPOS: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many will you have? AKPOS: Seven.…Continue

Mke mkweli..

Started by Tulonge. Last reply by ILYA May 8, 2013. 12 Replies

MUME:"Nambie ukweli mke wangu,hivi ushavunja uaminifu wako wa ndoa mara ngapi? MKE:"Mara ya kwanza nililala na mwenye nyumba,sababu alidai kodi yake" MUME:"Mmmh...sio mbaya" MKE:"Mara ya pili ni siku ulipofanyiwa operation ikawa hakuna pesa ikabidi…Continue

Dogo na Dingi

Started by Wa Kimberly. Last reply by Christer Apr 22, 2013. 4 Replies

Dogo katumwa magazeti na DingiAlipoyafikisha nyumbani akayaweka kwenye frijiBABA,wewe dogo magazeti yapo wapiDOGO,yapo kwenye frijiBABA,hivi wewe una akili,kwanini umeyaweka kwenye frijiDOGO,Baba nataka yapoe maana yameandikwa HABARI MOTOMOTOContinue

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Comment by chaoga on February 11, 2012 at 14:45

JAMAA KAMZIMIA DEMU KANISANI, MARA UKAFIKIA MUDA WA KUTOA SADAKA, UNAJUA ALICHOMWAMBIA DEM?    "dont worry I'll pay for you"...

Comment by Dixon Kaishozi on February 11, 2012 at 12:53

Hahahaa hata hapa kijijini kuna wakina Glory kibao.. hahaa

Comment by ILYA on February 9, 2012 at 23:41

Safi sana,hapa ndio nyumbani kwenye cheka unenepe.

Comment by Tulonge on February 9, 2012 at 19:56

Hahahahaaaa unacheza na kufa nini.Lazima ujihami

Comment by manka on February 9, 2012 at 16:09

hahaaaaa!! nadhani nitanenepa kidogo hapa.

Comment by Bonielly on February 9, 2012 at 15:45

huyo jamaa hesabu zake anajua akitaja jina la mkewe nayeye ataambiwa kwa sababu a.k.a yako inafanana na jina la mke wangu basi nakuachi kufa noma,

Comment by chaoga on February 9, 2012 at 15:12

ha ha ha UHAI unafikiri mchezo@alfan

Comment by Alfan Mlali on February 9, 2012 at 14:51

hahahahahahaha! Huyo jamaa atakuwa hazimtoshi kabisa...

Comment by chaoga on February 9, 2012 at 11:02

Familia Moja ilivamiwa na majambazi baada ya kuiba majambazi yakataka mahojiano na baba na mama.

jambazi: we mwanamke unaitwa nani?

mama: naitwa Glory.

jambazi: una bahati jina lako ni kama la mke wangu ningekupasua pasua hicho kichwa, na wewe mwanaume unaitwa nani?

baba: naitwa john ila kazini wanapenda kuniita GLORY......

 
 
 

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