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Maajabu: Maiti yamtia mimba mwanamke ndani ya chumba cha maiti (mortuary)

The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.”  A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.  The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.  Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.  Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him.  Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.  A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.  Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified.  Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

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Comment by eddie on January 11, 2012 at 2:53

Wasilete story za MR Bean!

Comment by Mama Malaika on January 11, 2012 at 1:21

kuna sites za US kazi yao kubwa ni kurusha stories kama hizi, hivyo mtu akijisikia low basi unaingia kwenye site kukupa burudani

Comment by Alfan Mlali on January 10, 2012 at 23:49

Huu ni uongo kabisa........! maiti imewezaje kwenda winga?!!!!!

Comment by Alfan Mlali on January 10, 2012 at 23:48

hahahahahahahaha!@ Gratious

Comment by Gratious Kimberly on January 10, 2012 at 22:45

Hawa wazungu wakikosa mbinu ya kutengeneza komputa mpya na robbot, wanaanza kutuzuga na story zao za uongo. alafu wazungu huwa wana akili "Pervese", we kwanza mtu atafikiliaje kuvulia maiti na  kutenda  ujinga huo..alafu ndani ya Mortuary ambako kabati zote zimejaa maiti?....wakiamka wote wakakubaka??....teh

Comment by Dixon Kaishozi on January 10, 2012 at 14:37

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Comment by Tulonge on January 10, 2012 at 14:09

Kiukweli haingii akilini kwa mtu mwenye akili timamu. Ni kweli ya kuchangamsha genge kama ilivyo changamsha hapa tulonge teh teh teh

Comment by Mama Malaika on January 10, 2012 at 13:54

Hii story nilivyosikia ilitungwa kuchangamsha genge huko US (story ya uongo), na matokeo yake imeenea mtandaoni hadi magazetini.

Comment by KUNAMBI Jr on January 10, 2012 at 12:19

ninavyojua mm kwenye biology na science yetu ya mchangani,mtu anapokufa mzunguko wa dam husimama,so hakuna kiuongo kinachoweza kufanya kazi,huyo jamaa hakufa sema tu labda alikua anamlia mingo huyo dada wa chumba cha kuhifadhia maiti duuh bonge la game

Comment by Christer on January 9, 2012 at 22:37

Hahahhahhahahhaaaaaaaaaaa, wonders shall never end!!!!!

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