Maajabu: Maiti yamtia mimba mwanamke ndani ya chumba cha maiti (mortuary)

[Tulonge]

The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.”  A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.  The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.  Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.  Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him.  Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.  A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.  Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified.  Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

[eddie]

Wasilete story za MR Bean!

[Mama Malaika]

kuna sites za US kazi yao kubwa ni kurusha stories kama hizi, hivyo mtu akijisikia low basi unaingia kwenye site kukupa burudani

[Alfan Mlali]

Huu ni uongo kabisa........! maiti imewezaje kwenda winga?!!!!!

[Alfan Mlali]

hahahahahahahaha!@ Gratious

[Gratious Kimberly]

Hawa wazungu wakikosa mbinu ya kutengeneza komputa mpya na robbot, wanaanza kutuzuga na story zao za uongo. alafu wazungu huwa wana akili "Pervese", we kwanza mtu atafikiliaje kuvulia maiti na  kutenda  ujinga huo..alafu ndani ya Mortuary ambako kabati zote zimejaa maiti?....wakiamka wote wakakubaka??....teh

[Dixon Kaishozi]

hahahaaaa... sasa na nyie vidume mnaomendea jifanyenyi mmekufa.. tutawazika!!! Hahahahaa

[Tulonge]

Kiukweli haingii akilini kwa mtu mwenye akili timamu. Ni kweli ya kuchangamsha genge kama ilivyo changamsha hapa tulonge teh teh teh

[Mama Malaika]

Hii story nilivyosikia ilitungwa kuchangamsha genge huko US (story ya uongo), na matokeo yake imeenea mtandaoni hadi magazetini.

[KUNAMBI Jr]

ninavyojua mm kwenye biology na science yetu ya mchangani,mtu anapokufa mzunguko wa dam husimama,so hakuna kiuongo kinachoweza kufanya kazi,huyo jamaa hakufa sema tu labda alikua anamlia mingo huyo dada wa chumba cha kuhifadhia maiti duuh bonge la game

[Christer]

Hahahhahhahahhaaaaaaaaaaa, wonders shall never end!!!!!