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Maajabu: Maiti yamtia mimba mwanamke ndani ya chumba cha maiti (mortuary)

The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.”  A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.  The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.  Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.  Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him.  Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.  A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.  Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified.  Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

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Comment by Tulonge on January 9, 2012 at 20:02

Wasituzingue hawa, labda hakuwa amekufa. Halafu siyo rahisi uume kusimama kwa hali aliyo kuwa nayo huyo mwanaume.

Comment by manka on January 9, 2012 at 19:39

hee inamaana spm azikauki mtu akifa? halafu huyu dead man aliwezaje kufunction mambo yake aua alikuwa ajafa vizuri?

Comment by Severin on January 9, 2012 at 18:19

Hahahaaa safi sana, ila huyo mama asije akajifungua maiti

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