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"A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. 

He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. 
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. 
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.

Then he comes to the Tanzanian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in...Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. 
The Tanzanian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man. 
A concerned fellow calls him aside and said,
"Because there is never any electricity so the
electric chair doesn't work.

The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.
And the Tanzanian devil used to be a civil servant,
so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!".

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He hee hee heee..... hadi baba Malaika amecheka.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Dah hiii kali mkuuu..teheteheteheteheteheteheteehet
Hahahahahhahaaaaa sikuwa nimeiona hii. Kuna madongo fulani ndani yake. Gratious kichwa yako ni nouma.
Hahahhhahaaa kaka Gratious umeitoa wapi hii?

Hahahahaaaaa....jehanamu ya kibongo inalipa bana....mi thithemi

 

DUU KWELI HIKI KIPONZO CHA MWEZI LOL HA HA HA HA
hapa nimekubali sina ubishi daaaah imetulia

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c mchezo...iyo ndo Bongo bhaana

We Oly..' huko ni jehanam bana..kwani wewe ni  mtenda dhambi?

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