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A young lady once asked her mother, "Mother, how will I ever find the right Man?" Her mother replied, "Forget abt finding the 'right Man', focus on being the right Woman".

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Mama ana akili sana huyo

mama alitoa jibu la kimantiki sana,nampa mabig up kibao!


  >
>A Husband Shopping Centre has opened where a woman can go to choose a
>husband from among many men. It is laid out in five floors, and the men
>increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
>
>There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
>choose a man from the floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back
>down, except to exit the building.
>
>So, a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband.
>
>On the first floor the sign on the door says:
>Floor 1 : These men have jobs and love kids.
>
>The woman reads the sign : "Well that's better than not having jobs, or
>not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
>So up she goes.
>
>The second floor sign says :
>Floor 2 : These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely
>good looking.
>
>"Hmmm, better." says the woman. "But, I wonder what's further up?"
>
>The third floor sign reads :
>Floor 3 : These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
>good looking, and help with the housework.
>
>"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. But there must be more further up!"
>And, again, she goes up.
>
>On the fourth floor the sign reads :
>Floor 4 : These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good
>looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
>
>"Oh, mercy me! But just think...What must be awaiting me further on?
>So up to the fifth floor she goes.
>
>The sign on that door says :
>Floor 5 : This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.
>Thank you for shopping and have a nice day.

Huyu mama kasema kitu ambacho mabinti wengi wanakisahau 'being the right woman'.

Wanasema mtaka yote hukosa yote.. Sijui alitaka mwanaume mwenye nini?

Mie ningeishia Floor 4 hata kama wasingekuwa na high paying jobs kwani wanaume Floor 4 wana sifa moja kubwa kwenye mahusiano ya kimapenzi; 'strong romantic streak'. 


eddie said:


  >
>A Husband Shopping Centre has opened where a woman can go to choose a
>husband from among many men. It is laid out in five floors, and the men
>increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
>
>There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
>choose a man from the floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back
>down, except to exit the building.
>
>So, a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband.
>
>On the first floor the sign on the door says:
>Floor 1 : These men have jobs and love kids.
>
>The woman reads the sign : "Well that's better than not having jobs, or
>not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
>So up she goes.
>
>The second floor sign says :
>Floor 2 : These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely
>good looking.
>
>"Hmmm, better." says the woman. "But, I wonder what's further up?"
>
>The third floor sign reads :
>Floor 3 : These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
>good looking, and help with the housework.
>
>"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. But there must be more further up!"
>And, again, she goes up.
>
>On the fourth floor the sign reads :
>Floor 4 : These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good
>looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
>
>"Oh, mercy me! But just think...What must be awaiting me further on?
>So up to the fifth floor she goes.
>
>The sign on that door says :
>Floor 5 : This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.
>Thank you for shopping and have a nice day.

Kweli mama, unakuta mdada hajaolewa ukimuuliza anasema hajapata the 'right man', anasahau kuwa hata yeye si the 'right woman'. 

Duh,si utani nimependa sana hiyo Floor 4,yaani inaonekana hiyo "Floor ya 4" imenikusudia mimi,hahahah!

Hahhhahhhhaahahahhazaa, acha kujifagilia wewe @ Ilya

huyu mama alijibu jambo la msingi sana jitazame wewe kwanza kabla ujatazama ya mwinzio.
 
Mama Malaika said:

Wanasema mtaka yote hukosa yote.. Sijui alitaka mwanaume mwenye nini?

Mie ningeishia Floor 4 hata kama wasingekuwa na high paying jobs kwani wanaume Floor 4 wana sifa moja kubwa kwenye mahusiano ya kimapenzi; 'strong romantic streak'. 


eddie said:


  >
>A Husband Shopping Centre has opened where a woman can go to choose a
>husband from among many men. It is laid out in five floors, and the men
>increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
>
>There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
>choose a man from the floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back
>down, except to exit the building.
>
>So, a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband.
>
>On the first floor the sign on the door says:
>Floor 1 : These men have jobs and love kids.
>
>The woman reads the sign : "Well that's better than not having jobs, or
>not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
>So up she goes.
>
>The second floor sign says :
>Floor 2 : These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely
>good looking.
>
>"Hmmm, better." says the woman. "But, I wonder what's further up?"
>
>The third floor sign reads :
>Floor 3 : These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
>good looking, and help with the housework.
>
>"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. But there must be more further up!"
>And, again, she goes up.
>
>On the fourth floor the sign reads :
>Floor 4 : These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good
>looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
>
>"Oh, mercy me! But just think...What must be awaiting me further on?
>So up to the fifth floor she goes.
>
>The sign on that door says :
>Floor 5 : This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.
>Thank you for shopping and have a nice day.

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