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MWIZI WA JENEZA!

Mwizi alimwona Tajiri mmoja akizikwa na vitu vya thamani, akasema kimoyomoyo; Usiku nakuja kuliiba Jeneza lote. Giza lilipofika akaenda kuiba lile Jeneza, sasa amelibeba yupo njiani akakutana na Polisi wa Doria, alipowakaribia akaanza kuzungumza kwa sauti; Mimi niliwaambia wanizike Morogoro wao wamenizika Dar es salaam.....sasa naenda mwenyewe huko Morogoro. Polisi kusikia hivyo, wote mbio kali.........

Je ungekuwa wewe usingekimbia hapa?

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Permalink Reply by Tulonge on February 11, 2012 at 0:21

Hahahaahhahaaaa askari muoga lazima atoke nduki kama hao, ila jasiri asinge kimbia wala nini.

Permalink Reply by chaoga on February 11, 2012 at 9:24

ha ha ha ha hapo kama una moyo mdogo lazima lazima utoke nduki teh teh teh wewe dismasi acha urongo ungetoka nduki tu

Permalink Reply by Dixon Kaishozi on February 11, 2012 at 11:01

hahaa.. hapo hakuna cha roho nyepesi wala nzito... lazima utoke nduki tu.. hahaaa

Permalink Reply by BARAKA FRANCO CHIBIRITI on February 11, 2012 at 19:14

Kweli Dismas....hata uwe na roho ngumu kiasi gani, lazima ukimbie tu....labda  uwe mwanga, unaye yajua mambo ya mizimu.

Permalink Reply by Alfan Mlali on February 13, 2012 at 14:05

Hahahahahaha..akili sio nywele aisee..

Permalink Reply by Bonielly on February 14, 2012 at 13:02

mimi nisingekaa, mtu katoka makaburini hata kama angekuwa msamalia mwema,

Permalink Reply by manka on February 14, 2012 at 14:47

hahahaahahaaaa! nduki ni lazima, unacheza na kukutana na marehemu nini?

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